Did you know God is on Twitter?
His words of wisdom range from the sublime – I have a very simple request. I want everyone who is following me to call a friend that they haven’t spoken to in 6 or more months (March 14th) – to the ridiculous – God just did 11 shots. A little drunk. Glad I am god and have a killer tolerance (also on March 14th; it seems God needed to relieve a little stress and visited New Orleans).
Our Tweeting God is even up on current events – N.D. River Now Expected To Hit 43′ – CBS News. To be clear, this is not one of my floods! (March 26th)
For those of us over age 35 and struggling to grasp Facebook, Twitter threatens to expose our love-hate relationship with technology.
Twitter describes itself as “a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?”
What am I doing?!?! Why on earth would anyone else care what the hell heck (sorry, God) I am doing throughout the day? In 140 characters or less.
Now some, like professional athletes, have legions of fans who do care what their hero is doing. Pro basketball player Charlie Villanueva gave the inside scoop to his Milwaukee Buck followers by tweeting during half-time of a key game against the Boston Celtics. “In da locker room, snuck to post my twitt. We’re playing the Celtics, tie ball game at da half. Coach wants more toughness. I gotta step up.” Unfortunately, his coach was none too pleased when he learned of the Twitter distraction, although Villanueva did go on to score a team-high 19 points that night.
Even God is not a big fan of inappropriate tweeting – Has there been a murder on twitter yet? Just wondering as I sit around a table of people tweeting between courses. (March 27th)
Any of you Wise Women following the Twitter updates of someone interesting? Anyone learn a timely and sought-after morsel of information from another’s tweet, such as which Girl Scout cookie tables in town actually have Thin Mints in stock? Please enlighten me.
BTW, I just discovered that God is the frontman for cliKball.com, yet another site for sharing information with thousands of your closest friends.
Sigh. Is nothing sacred …