The other advantage to pet cockroaches:

** They don’t destroy your new black pumps because their bored.
** They don’t poop in the yard and, thus, fuel the ongoing battle about whose turn it is to clean it up.
** They don’t wake you up at 3 a.m. barking frantically b/c they just heard an owl screech.
** They don’t puke on the floor after your husband was silly enough to give them leftover Chinese food.

Hmmm … maybe we should give this cockroach idea a whirl … Off to break the news to our lab Toby …